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Joke of the Day
"What's red and silly? A blood clot."
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"Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!"
"I try not to tweet about things I'm doing incase it gets taken out of context, but this cock is delicious!"
"Instead of complaining that it's hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it. You are a shiny person now."
"You call it nervousness or having the jitters. I call it, I think my body was possessed by a meth addict in detox. Samesies?"
"Stranger: so what do you do? Me: I'm in seminary S: seminary huh? so you can't get married? M: nah, I can't get married bc of my personality"
"A man came back from the fruit and veg shop without buying anything. The trip was fruitless. edit: wording"
"Best yo momma joke? Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says ""stay over there"""
"What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player? One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick."
"I hope none of these haystacks are sharing needles."