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Joke of the Day
"Liam Neeson is going to find that hour we lost."
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"So, I was working on my truck today.. And the brake cleaner started to get me high I forgot what I was doing. So, I was working on my truck today..."
"I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife."
"TIL that when a teacher is unable to make it to class, they will temporarily hire a... Oh wait, wrong sub."
"Had sex in a kiddie pool full of jam once. *pops jean jacket collar* I got marmalaid."
"if you receive a mason jar at no cost.... does that make it a freemason jar?"
"Whats up? My dick."