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Joke of the Day

"Trump and Cruz are fighting over whose dick is bigger and whose spouse is a bigger whore. Two more contests Hillary will win."

"Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics? He was caught taking Polaroids."

"I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction."

"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"

"Why can't you fool an abortion? It wasn't born yesterday."

"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ""Look grandpa, no hands!"""

"Just found out bears don't hug to be friendly, but because they want to eat you :("

"[arguing with friend about chemistry] *cop walks up* do we have a problem here? Me: No. We will find a solution once you argon, officer."

"Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box? She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling ""Lie to me, lie to me!"""

"Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands? Because they're all dead"