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Joke of the Day

"What's difference between Caitlyn Jenner and Kim Kardashian? (Offensive) Nothing, both women got famous by making a dick disappear."

"I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike... But it would be globally offensive."

"What do lesbians in Alaska sing? What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar."

"You probably solved a problem which Einstein couldn't solve because he didn't see it"

"Why was the Icelandic football player called into his manager's office? He had a cavity."

"I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there"

"What's the best thing about alzheimers? You're always meeting new people."

"Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder Both apps require you to swipe to catch monsters in your area."

"I just licked guacamole off my elbow. Yup."

"If your name is Ray and you're a racist it's not gonna take us long to give you a nickname."