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Joke of the Day
"Who ruled France until he exploded? Napoleon Blownapart!"
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"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell outta it."
"If you are ever cold. If you are ever cold, go to a corner. It's usually 90 degrees."
"I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."
"Asked a tennis player about his views on Trumps 2nd Amendment gaffe ( joke ) and Omar Mateens father sitting right behind her in her rally 1. Trumps Comment: Foul 1. Hillary's: Unforced Error"
"Opinions are like orgasms, mine matter most and I don't care if you have one."
"On Canada Day, I like to say ""HAPPY CANADA DAY!"" to people. But quietly. And from a distance. I don't want to be a bother."
"Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2013"
"Deez Nutz GOTEM!"
"What screams, wails, and lights up? A bus-load of babies on fire."