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Joke of the Day

"Why don't people give Melania Trump a break... Life is hard enough growing up as a black woman in the USA."

"Will Smith joke How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince..."

"I asked an extremely fit girl if I could see her snatch... So she loaded up the bar and asked, ""How many?"""

"Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch."

"Have you heard about the Rabbi who did circumcisions for free? He worked for tips."

"I was once called a racist for saying black paint Apparently the correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence."""

"What do the jingle bell rock and an irritating girl with a cold commenting on a YouTube video have in common? A one horse sleigh And one *hoarse* ""slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"" (omg yaaaaaasssss)"

"What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities? A Super Saying"

"100% of murder victims who responded to the survey really freaked us out."

"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for."