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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free!"
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"Colleague: Quick, the boss is on her way! Me: That's weird I swear that I didn't hear her broomstick!"
"The true irony in Taylor Swift singing about feeling 22 at age 23 is that I want to hit her in the face with a cast iron skillet."
"Why don't the dutch have a space program? Their spaceships Netherland."
"How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year."
"What tribe is your bicep from?"
"Wanna hear a cat joke? Just Kitten"
"What disease do Spartans get the most? Leon-itis."
"I think marriage is probably like having a business partner. No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids"
"why aren't there any good jokes about the dark side? i dunno but there's a darth of them"