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Joke of the Day

"Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !"

"Pretty sure you can see me practicing my ""not all Muslims are bad"" Thanksgiving talking points in the bg of a student film in Wash Sq Park."

"Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs."

"What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in."

"What's the difference between an auto-corrected exclamation of amazement and an act of liking men? One is ducking sick, the other is sucking d..."

"I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes"

"How easy is it to stroll along on pies? Well, it's no cakewalk."

"I have a bomb. EDIT: This blew up."

"Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry."

"What do you call a broken square? A REKTangle"