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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is like a bagpipe When I squeeze her she makes annoying noises."
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"wife: Do you want a bowl? me [eating ice cream out of the carton] Why?"
"Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach? San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)"
"Remember, when you're driving in the snow, it's important to speed up and go as fast as you can so you don't get stuck."
"Studies have shown horses exposed to marijuana are less stable and unsafe to ride. So get off your high horse."
"What kind of yoga do you do in a casket? Decom-pose."
"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when masturbating? His ears."
"2016 jokes Sleep is my drug....my bed is my dealer....and my alarm clock is the police."
"I've recently begun living with a horse. At first, I was worried the smell might be a problem But, you know what? He doesn't seem to mind"
"I saw a black man walking down the street with a TV. ""That looks a lot like mine..."" I thought... Then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes."