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Joke of the Day
"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when masturbating? His ears."
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"Some mathematicians are on the negative side, While others are quite positive."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor"
"A broom and a mop have sex. What happens next? The broom gets sweepy."
"What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most? M'Kay"
"Men are like curling irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair."
"An asian woman gets into car and starts driving... thought you'd enjoy that one."
"I've got a circle with a vertical line through it on my bedroom ceiling It's my hi-phi"
"It's not true love until you annoy me with a Facebook post professing it."