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Joke of the Day

"I'm opening a Canadian-Russian fusion restaurant... It's called Vladimir Poutine."

"What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot? A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball."

"What does a man with five dicks wear? Pants that fit like a glove."

"What do the Superbowl and the OJ Simpson Saga have in common? They both feature a slow, old, white bronco."

"Why did I rob the bank? For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before."

"Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order."

"Want to hear a joke about potassium? K. I was gonna tell a joke about sodium but then I was like, Na."

"My boyfriend got pissed because I didn't swallow. Is it my fault I have a nut allergy?"

"Why don't ghosts have kids? Because they have Hollow-Weinies"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."