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Joke of the Day

"Seminar topic at the annual vampire conference ""How to Deal with Stakeholders"""

"No thank you GPS.I have this magic ring on my left hand that connects me to the nice young lady in the passenger's seat who knows everything"

"Why the letter ""G"" is scary????? In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST."

"Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To move the goal post for their argument"

"What did the lonely hedgehog get at the sex shop? A pinecone."

"What's a penguins favorite relative? His Aunt Artica!"

"What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!"

"Why is it called almond milk? ""Nut juice"" wasnt very popular."

"What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference? Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P)."