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Joke of the Day

"Dad owl: I'm dying so I need you to look after things. I'm going to give you- Son owl: Don't say it Dad: Power of a tawny Son: [turns head]"

"Marriage is like a card game. At first, you have two Hearts and a Diamond, but at the end, you'll want a Club and a Spade."

"Paid a visit to 'www.conjunctivitis.com' earlier... Believe me, it's a site for sore eyes."

"I had a pet owl that like to sing songs to me... ...it was really a hoot."

"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? We may never know the truth."

"I met this amazing girl while speed dating. We stayed up all night and day just talking and giggling and I guess speed will do that to you."

"how did hitler tie his shoesies? with little nazis"

"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."

"If Robin Williams was a Redditor, he wouldn't go Karma Farming He's go Goodwill Hunting"

"The worst part about being bitten by a venomous spider... ...Is that you're probably Australian"