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Joke of the Day
"I support farming and math... I'm pro-tractor."
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"That moment the school calls because 15 was caught drinking at school and it's still the same principal that had to call your parents."
"Venus Williams should marry Bruno Mars and become Venus Mars."
"I like my beer how I like my violence... Domestic"
"What is small, crying and cannot get under the table? A child with pitchfork in his back"
"*bank* 'miss, it says here that your debt is outstanding' *twirls hair* oh yeah? well i think your debt is pretty cool too"
"You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb? It just needed a switch"
"If you take longer than 10 seconds at the hand dryer, I will wipe my hands on the back of your shirt."
"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common? Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work."