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Joke of the Day
"You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb? It just needed a switch"
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"Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!"
"Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas. I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic."
"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."
"Sometimes when I'm singing a song a get an urge to skip the chorus... But I always refrain"
"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"
"viscoelasticity is a bit creepy"
"Responsive web designers who date online... ...never specify height. Just width."
"What's the most popular song at the new Freddie Mercury night club? Dancing Queen."
"You know what I hate about some of the jokes submitted to this sub? When people repeat the title in the description."