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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."

"I have a test on Islam next period in my World Cultures class... I'm gonna bomb it."

"Cops don't have penises, instead they have wieners Because they're made out of pork."

"Have you ever eaten an eyeball? Neither have I."

"Some of your timelines are my morning paper."

"People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food"

"Yo momma is so fat She's dead."

"If it was Pink Floyds way... They would have all of us shot!"

"I hate when films say "" 'MAY' contain nudity?"" Either it does or it doesn't. DON'T WASTE MY TIME"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be on the boat!"