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Joke of the Day
"What is small, crying and cannot get under the table? A child with pitchfork in his back"
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"Do you want to hear a joke about Ebola? You're probably not going to get it."
"Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside"
"Why did the demon get arrested? Posession"
"I don't always date people with... I don't always date people with chromosomes... But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."
"Two men walk into a bar... The third one ducks."
"My doctor says I have oppositional-defiant disorder. But he's wrong, so fuck him!"
"Laughter really is the best medicine... Except for diarrhea."
"My 5-year-old found two pennies and shared one with her sister. I grounded them both because I'm not raising any communists."
"The NFL was considering issuing small bats to referees to ""knock"" the balls to check for proper inflation during the Super Bowl... but then they realized that was queer."