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Joke of the Day
"What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies? A rotisserie chicken"
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"""This role looks absolutely fucking terrible. OK, I'll do it."" - Nicolas Cage"
"What's Tom Brady's favorite sport? Softball."
"[writing own obituary before going to the zoo just in case] ""his hatred of lions was well known and dreamt of fighting one two of them"""
"There was that one time when i screw up my joke. Uh oh Spaghettios."
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"So a guy walks into a bar where Eminem is the bartender Guy: Two shots please Eminem: You only get one shot"
"My pharmacist thinks I'm a pedophile. He keeps putting labels on my pills telling me to keep away from children."