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Joke of the Day
"There was that one time when i screw up my joke. Uh oh Spaghettios."
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"""Ask your doctor if you're naive enough for Placebo."""
"What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion? the republican presidential candidates."
"What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons? you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it."
"Three stages of a man's life . . . . . Want to stand up Want to stand up Want to stand up"
"[Rorschach test] Patient: Leprechauns in cheetah print unitards kickflipping over flaming tree stumps Dr: I think we can skip the others"
"McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in the wrong stuff that they gave you at the 2nd window."
"Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother."
"Always respect a woman and never call her a bitch unless, you know, you're telling her to get you a sandwich."
"Seen on a prison wall: ""VIRGINITY who says you can only lose it once?"""