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Joke of the Day

"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan. EDIT: Woke up to find THIS :O"

"What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a computer? I give a shit when my computer crashes"

"My dick was once in the Guinness book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."

"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies."

"What is the difference between white teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? White teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."

"I can count the number of times I actually used a flyer on one hand... And still have five fingers remaining."

"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"

"I would rather be a goat or a bag of teeth than a ""low information voter."""

"Who were the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat."