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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a computer? I give a shit when my computer crashes"
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"What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? The rib cage."
"Whats common between the world trade centres and genders? There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about."
"Harry Potter is actually an allegory about the emptiness of millennial hook up culture"
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary and those that don't."
"Apple will start making Macs in America. In related news, Macs will now cost 3 billion dollars. #SOTU"
"A black woman called Betty came into my restaurant the other day... She asked, ""Is there any chicken on the menu?"" I replied, ""No black Betty, it's ham or lamb"""
"Illegal eavesdropping The Patriot Act Section 215 has expired. The NSA will now stop illegally eavesdropping!"
"A baby came out of my stomach and I was all ""weird, I don't remember eating that..."""
"My friend attempted to make a cocktail... but she didn't have the Bols."