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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between white teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? White teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."

"Stop making fun of the fat girl Shes thick and tired of it."

"Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby? One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon"

"Putin: I have returned Russia to its glory days, once again we have launched a dog into space Reporter: when will it return Putin: WHat"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the fresh prints."

"What is the difference between a female blond and a female mosquito? A female mosquito can raise a family when she is done sucking."

"Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa? Because she'll Let It Go."

"The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone has stolen every lamp in his house."

"Watched a sad porno the other day... [NSFW] It was a real tear jerker."

"What type of lunch do you get at an air show? A plain one."