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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS Literally to be eliminated from the English language in 2015 Use it while you can, white girls"

"I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me."

"What do you call a skinny misogynist? Skinny or fat, I find that they prefer to think of themselves as ""egalitarian""."

"You hear Charlie sheen is starring on a new show. It's called Two and a half T-cells"

"I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate his supporters If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny."

"What do you call a pregnant cow, just after giving birth DeCALFeinated"

"The only difference between you and Harry Potter is that his magic wand actually works OOOOHHH BURRRRN"

"Obi-wan: *holding baby* Let's make her a famous princess Droid: What about the other baby? Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere"

"What time does Sean Connery like to go to Wimbledon at? Tenish."