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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate his supporters If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down."

"What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go ""tick tick tick?"" Vee have vays of making you tock!"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy."

"What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self? A Cellfie"

"What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose? Bing fwong dong 9/11"

"Yo moma is so fat I can see everything behind her"

"Show me on this Georgia O'Keeffe painting where the bad man touched you."

"This guy just scrolls through his Facebook page... And then he notices that ""Steve (Minecraft) has blocked you."""

"What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol."

"LINCOLN: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. TWITTER: No."