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Joke of the Day

"Trump & Clinton Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are stuck on a boat. Who survives? America."

"The dinosaurs died for our sins."

"What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN"

"Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones? Because they should use protection to practice safe text"

"My computer sings. It's a Dell."

"Why did the ""pervert"" cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the cbicken! Hahahaha"

"Picture me eating dinner. Wrong! Louder. Drunker. Even more backup dancers."

"I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit."

"If you were receiving a shipment of very rare, very special insects, would it be... Import Ant"

"So, a female friend asked me for my honest, unbiased opinion of her... ...on a scale from 1 to 10. I looked her up and down and said, quickly, ""You're an eight."" I think she peed a little."