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Joke of the Day

"If Kim Kardashian is allowed to sue Old Navy b/c a model looks like her, then Khloe Kardashian should expect a lawsuit from Chewbacca."

"Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in your ass"

"I want to form a law practice specializing in sexual harassment suits against medical professionals... I'll call it ""Doctors Without Boundaries"""

"What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down!"

"Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? They were part of a stewicide pact."

"What's the difference between an orange? One of them doesn't."

"I need a career involving less interaction and more pizza. I've narrowed it down to: Pizza Farmer Pizza Hunter Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle"

"My wife asked me what super hero I would be at the party.. I told her a giant dick that comes to the rescue"

"If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager"