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Joke of the Day

"so my girl friend just called me a pedofile i told her that was a big word for a 5 year old"

"The Reddit team fired Victoria without telling anyone why. I guess you could say it is Victoria's Secret"

"Why did my sperm cross the road? Because my wife wore the wrong socks."

"Who's the world most famous blacksmith? Will Smith"

"When I was single, my most frequently used approach with women was to play hard to get rid of."

"Girls, If your boyfriend has to ask you for a blowjob... You've failed."

"Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger? Because now his watch has ended."

"What's the difference between yogurt and the US? Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)"

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."

"Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? He's all right now."