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Joke of the Day

"What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."

"Danger is my middle name. Avoid is my first, and Completely is my last. Nice to meet you."

"I tried on a Trojan Magnum...its really hard to breathe in those things."

"good old family racism what do you call the leader of the black panthers movement? the maine coon"

"Two peanuts where walking down the street... One was assaulted."

"Research shows vacuum cleaners can cause hearing loss. ""You should absolutely get rid of that monster,"" said one furry, panting scientist."

"ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp required. Must speak 4 languages, have 2 Olympic medals & a reference letter from Barack Obama."

"I shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section."

"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."

"Why are storm troopers so clingy? Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you."