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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts where walking down the street... One was assaulted."
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"I'd be willing to date a French Canadian... But I'm scared she'd always want to separate EDIT: Spelling"
"The definition of an oxymoron /r/Productivity"
"A man asks god... Man:""Why did you make women so beautiful?"" God:""So you would love her."" Man:""Then why did you make her so dumb?"" God:""So she would love you."""
"[cops showing wife my body] ""Why is he 50m from where he got shot?"" ""Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"""
"Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light."
"Why don't renovators paint floors? It's beneath them."
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"Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy"
"I Got Banned From /r/twoxchromosomes I guess I am too male to understand (Y)."