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Joke of the Day

"- What do you do to relax? - I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know."

"The Energizer Bunny was just arrested! He was charged with battery."

"One time, at banned camp, I felt really excluded."

"What's the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."

"A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem... He says,""Give me 2 shots..."" The bartender cuts him off saying,""You only get one shot."""

"Super soakers are like training wheels for black kids in the hood."

"Spare ticket for Dynamo next Thursday They all Shocked to looked"

"Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales? To get their stuff back."

"You know what doesn't suck? A hooker that just won the lottery"

"Pluto I got good news! You are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!"