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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem... He says,""Give me 2 shots..."" The bartender cuts him off saying,""You only get one shot."""

"people are like ""pokemon is basically dogfighting"" but tbh if a dog with ice powers fought a ghost dog I would probably peek over that fence"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! ... I'll show my way out"

"I wish I'd worked to learn another language. Only so I'd be more believable when I use language barriers as an excuse to not talk to people"

"Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who. hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?"

"Who is this Rorschach guy?... ...and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"

"What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone? *My hip!*"

"What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."

"The twist in M. Night Shyamalan's next film is that it turns out to be a good movie."

"A magic tractor turns into a field... ...think about it..."