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Joke of the Day
"You know what doesn't suck? A hooker that just won the lottery"
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"A liar, a murderer, and a cheater walk into a bar. The New England Patriots must be in town."
"Bill and Ben are in the bath... Bill says ""flob-a-dob-a-dob!"" Ben says ""you do that again, and I'm getting out..."""
"I warn you not to mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Aikido, Jiujitsu and 22 other japanese words."
"I didn't let my st-st-stutter stop me from achieving my dream career I'm a door-to-door salesman. I sell ""No Soliciting"" signs. The more I st-st-stutter the more I seem to sell."
"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.. Ha, ha fooled you, I'm a submarine."
"How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Suck it off"
"Sorry I got kicked out of the auditorium for yelling GET A TOMB YOU TWO during your little brother's 9th grade production of Romeo & Juliet."
"[1st date] Her: I love quail Me: Omg me too! H: Love Cher M: Omg me too! H: Love men Me: Omg me too! H: Love Pepsi M: WTF is wrong with you?"
"My friends are like the square root of -1 They're imaginary."