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Joke of the Day

"""Is there a genius in the house?! It's an emergency!"" *I start to get up from table* *wife discretely stops me* *I silently agree with wife*"

"What do you call a gangster with no limbs? A crip"

"what idiot called it a fly swatter and not a splatula?"

"How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it on airplane mode."

"A priests asks the convicted murderer...... A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""

"How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods? Very exciting"

"Guys one of the Greek Gods is trying to destroy 80s music! H80s"

"Son, let me tell you the story of the Three Bears. A girl broke into their house and they ate her. Stay out of my stuff, goodnight"

"What do you think of the anus, As a whole"

"My sex life That is all"