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Joke of the Day
"what idiot called it a fly swatter and not a splatula?"
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"My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, ""I want to get a manatee."" ""That's very generous,"" I replied, ""I take it with two sugars."""
"My fridge is so empty, I just saw a fly in my kitchen wearing a pastry apron, kneading dough and mumbling ""He doesn't even buy bread."""
"What do you call a Serbian national hero? a war criminal"