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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes? A: With little Nazis."
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"If we took Korea's capital away ... They would be Seoulless"
"""I hope this makes them name a radioactive turtle after me"" Michelangelo thought as he painted the Sistine Chapel ""that would be hella rad"""
"Boy, pet stores don't like it when you ask, ""What is the most delicious animal you sell here?"""
"Helping a gang of squirrels buy remote control cars against my better judgment."
"TERMINOTOR: come with me if u want to live ME: ok cool *just sits there* TERMINOTOR: COME WITH ME IF-- ME: ya i got it. im good right here"
"Everyone in my house has diarrhea I guess it runs in the family"
"two guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks"
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend, unless it's one of those half-wits who always says ""ironic"" when they mean coincidental."
"People who say ""Money doesn't grow on trees"" don't understand the paper making process."