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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes? A: With little Nazis."
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"They cooled a man to absolute zero He is 0K."
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"What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness? How are you vealing?"
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"I love the smell of my F5 key It's so refreshing"
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"If a Republican candidate who is hated by the GOP establishment and loathed by half the country just won the election... ...maybe Hillary should consider running as a Republican!"
"What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? Blow up dolls."