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Joke of the Day
"two guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks"
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"[tearing off our clothes] Her: I want you. Take off your shoes. *kicks flip-flop through her TV*"
"Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster."
"How do you spot an engineer at a party? He'll come up to you and tell you himself."
"Though my heart is a fist, I really do my girlfriend"
"I went into a hotel.. I went into a hotel when a luggage boy came and said ""I'm the 'beg'gar"""
"My wife is like a plunger She's good at bringing up old shit."
"What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go)."
"My mom said follow your dreams, So I went back to bed."
"""YOLO"" giggled the 53rd incarnation of Buddha"