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Joke of the Day

"If we took Korea's capital away ... They would be Seoulless"

"I'm pitching a prison dating show called 'America's Next Top Bottom'"

"What did the SMG say to his son when he left for work Bizon"

"I've always wanted to be a plumber But it's probably just a pipe dream."

"I asked my soap who it voted for, it said... I'd lather not say! note: This one came to me in the shower just now, gotta go back in now. Oh, the irony! I think. ~Skip"

"What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again."

"Why is Santa's sack so big??? Well, he only cums once a year..."

"Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you."

"Did you hear about the two men who were arrested for stealing a calendar? They each got six months"

"Magic A magician is driving down a road and turns into a driveway."