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Joke of the Day

"A good woman is like home WiFi: Full of knowledge. Always there for you. Used by your roommate WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE THAT'S RIGHT AMY I KNOW"

"Get in on Syrian real estate now! The markets are exploding!"

"Im opening a ice cream parlor in Israel... Its called ""The Creamatorium"""

"The Pink Panther's To Do list: - To do - To do - To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo"

"What's so good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"Which nut is the angriest? The pistachio."

"What's the difference between you and a bag of shit? You're not in a bag."

"Did you know that Stalin had a girlfriend that cheated on him? You know what, don't worry about it. She's out of the picture now anyway."

"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."

"What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag? A fruit roll-up"