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Joke of the Day
"Im opening a ice cream parlor in Israel... Its called ""The Creamatorium"""
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"Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch."
"How do you know an african has used your computer? Out of nowhere, it has a virus."
"What Does A Ghost Cow Say? Moo!"
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year."
"So I was about to roll a joint with a page from the Qur'an... But I decided that I didn't really feel like getting stoned."
"Two atoms are talking: ""Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"" ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes, I'm positive!"""
"""I sit on my ass looking at the web all day."" a spider"
"My 10 yr old thinks I expect too much out of her. I told her we could discuss it when she gets home from work."
"My entire life is just a test To see whether I'll commit suicide or homicide first."