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Joke of the Day

"The Energizer Bunny died last night... ...of sexual exhaustion. Someone put in his batteries the wrong way and he just kept coming and coming and coming..."

"Perhaps the most gut wrenching part of my day is the moment I look in my fast food bag to see if they remembered my straw"

"I heard my lawnmower was going on a rampage... It was going on a *grass*acre [Grass acre, grass massacre](#spoiler)"

"Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road? Because he re-tarred it."

"so my brother noticed that his church uses girls as ""altar boys"" i had to tell him that not all priests are gay."

"Why are American police officers so bad at snooker? They always shoot the black"

"The creator of the 'knock knock' joke was awarded a prize today Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it"

"99 problems and pizza solves every single 1"

"Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs? The Bannisters"

"Walls are just sober floors."