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Joke of the Day

"The lights at JayZ's house weren't working, so he called me to fix it. Now he's got 99 problems but the switch ain't one."

"*pets your eyebrows* there, there caterpillar; everything will be ok"

"What state has the best small sized soft drink? Minisoda"

"I submitted a glass pane in for a competition. I'm hoping I can window."

"Why do people like office parties AND this joke? The punch line."

"Got trapped in a bidding war for a house with a lengthy corridor I'm in it for the long hall"

"What's the difference... between racism and Chinese people? - Racism has many faces"

"In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it's in."

"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""

"Everyone gets my UDP jokes. Well not everyone, because sometimes people just don't always get UDP jokes."