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Joke of the Day

"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls!"

"I am Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz dis boy wants ya downvotes and dat jazz"

"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he felt funny. (I can't take credit for this joke, my boss's 8y/o son came up with it.)"

"I've always wanted to buy 2 coffees, take them to a crime scene & while handing 1 to the officer in charge ask, ""So, what do we have here?"""

"They say you are what you eat... But I don't remember eating a legend!"

"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."

"How does someone with amnesia tell a joke? I don't remember."

"Me: it's robocop Wife: it's not robocop it's dangerous *a roomba with a gun taped to it is shooting at our cat*"

"Whoever said ""talk is cheap"" never dialed 1-900-WET-GIRLS at $3.99 per minute. I think Dirty Darla loves me though."