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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Small, dark, and made by my parents."
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"My roommate just called my clothes gay.. Have a little respect man! They just came out of the closet"
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" *slap* ""We will ask questions!"""
"I met this super nice girl on tinder..."
"Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd That would be stereotyping."
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One or two? One.. ..Or two?"
"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins."
"[interview] So what makes you qualified to be an x-ray technician? Superman: Are you being serious right now?"
"Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say ""Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?"" You're welcome"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his Girlfriend? Wiped his ass"