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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his Girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
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"best joke When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it"
"A guy who doesn't believe in global warming is swimming in Egypt... He's in de-nile"
"What do you call a lamppost in Niger? Progress."
"Creation of the woman Too bad God didn't make her out of he funny bone **this is just a joke so don't get offended please**"
"Why is Russia such a gassy country? Because their leader has been Putin for a long time."
"There's a girl on my art course who never does any original work, she copies everything. We call her Tracey."
"""Every kiss begins with k"" I whisper to myself as I read the one letter reply from my crush."
"Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine? The engine stops whining after the plane lands."
"What did one earthquake say to the other? Hey, it's not my fault."