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Joke of the Day
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One or two? One.. ..Or two?"
Next Joke
"Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I fold a fitted sheet."
"The joke that made me subscribe to this subreddit: I love being bipolar. It sucks."
"Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom? Because he had an edible complex."
"Now that the german sense of humor has been acknowledged internationally, we can be sure of one thing... ...next world war is going to be *hilarious*."
"How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed? Just wait. They'll tell you."
"I used to be a banker but I lost interest"
"Terrorist Jokes. They'll make you explode with laughter."
"What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl? DATERADE"
"Was up all night wondering, why do people compliment me for having all my shit together & yet still insult me for being full of it?"