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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pirate having sex? A jolly rogering."
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"You don't know me. I'm PID 1, init."
"Feminazis love Game of Thrones........ Cause all men must die"
"The couple in the room next door are having sex again. It's horrible. The chick's moaning sounds like a wounded walrus."
"The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer"
"What language do they speak in Holland? Hollandaise."
"What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise? ""LMAO"""
"Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck."
"I know this is a long shot, but any super-attractive men and women out there also self-confessed ""nerds?"""
"If I got a dollar everytime someone called me a racist Black people would rob me"