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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp"

"What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish? The Vegetarian"

"2,000 calories of junk food costs just $3.52 a day. 2,000 calories of dense nutritional foods costs $36.32 a day. No wonder people are fat."

"Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac"

"This post is a broken pencil It is pointless."

"I'm not worried at all about this Ebola crisis. I've just purchased the new 2015 edition of Norton Antivirus. Feeling pretty smug."

"It's gonna be a long day. I can wait to get home and curl up with a good Internet."

"What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold? Peek achoo!"

"My roommate and I don't get along. It's because I'm a cat person and she's a bitch."

"Someone asked me to stop singing wonderwall I said maybe"