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Joke of the Day
"I get a sense of pride and achievement when my boss catches me actually doing work."
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"Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night... Light that man on fire and you'll warm him for the rest of his life."
"A communist a spy and a chinese walk into a bar He orders a drink."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you pick up anything with that?"
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 20% off."
"What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit? Durian durian! im sorry"
"I just got a part in a movie about dog walking I'm playing the lead"
"""Pool"" in Spanish is ""Piscina"". They know."
"You've won this round supervisor, but accidentally leave your Ok Cupid profile open one more time and you'll be a transgender time traveler."
"Her: Is my new concealer working? Me: Who said that?"