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Joke of the Day

"I asked a terrorist how his day was going... He said it was great, his son died in a car bombing. The only problem? His son borrowed his car."

"I started gaining as much weight as possible... I wanted to become a more well-rounded person"

"Dude, you're so black that when you wash yourself with soap... ... You have to wash the soap itself with washing powder afterwards."

"Why do gametes often choose a life of prostitution? because sex cells."

"Say what you want about pedophiles At least they drive slowly near schools"

"BREAKING: Pluto is once again a regular planet. ""It was always huge & full sized!"" said one dwarf planet scientist with a fake mustache."

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"""

"What shoes to chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"

"My boss wrote accidently wrote ""Pantera"" instead of ""Panera"" and now I'm dressed really inappropriately for this business lunch."

"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? I've never stuffed a BMW up my rectum."