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Joke of the Day
"You don't need a parachute to go sky diving You need a parachute to go sky diving twice"
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"Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother."
"Why did Lot leave his wife? She became salty."
"""God hates fogs"" - homophobic clouds"
"Someone stole my copy of Microsoft office.. I will track you down, you have my word."
"Judas: C mon Jesus we re gonna be late for last supper Jesus: The what?? Judas: The supper.. we re gonna be late for supper."
"My wife worships me She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday"
"Why did the blind driver have no hands? He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour"
"When my Dad passes, I will get a tattoo of him looking down at me from Heaven, disapproving of me getting a tattoo to commemorate him."
"What's a hard drive's favorite band? Data Remember"